The YellowBook of Texas...
Today on Sunday I was working on new siding on my house with my friend Bob who was finishing up with me and your not going to believe this. I was with my son outside chatting with Bob about work and immigration issues. My garage was wide open and my car in the driveway.
Then out of the Blue a beleaguered looking, hunched over sweaty, hispanic male dressed in blue jeans and a grey T-shirt who looked lost and out of breath came walking into my front yard carrying a torn clear plastic bag and a large yellow book. Myself and Bob were like whats going on, I was thinking this was a bit odd on sunday. The person had no identification no shirt with his name on it or any kind of company markings. I didn't know if he was on drugs, scoping the area out, a solicitor someone lost, or what. Bob mentioned usually you see caucausions or at least local plates and identification and this happens on the weekdays not Sunday I agreed.
So then I just let him go forward as he walked right into my yard without saying a word went up my driveway and then flashed me the single yellow book he was carrying, it was a "yellow phonebook". I'm certain he looked into my garage and saw all my tools and other things in there. I said you are delivering me the phone book on Sunday why is the bag already opened he just shrugged his shoulders and pointed at me a few feet away and said "here". I asked if there were white pages to go along with this, ( I didn't realize at that point it was just the business addition) he just said "Yell-ow-book". I asked again why was it opened and where the white pages, he just placed it top of my trash can kind of smiled nervously and said "jus yell-ow-book". Ok I said do you understand me? He replied ," I no english". I pointed and said where did you come from with the "yellow book" he pointed to a van on the street. I said "they understand English" he said "si yahs". He scurried away at this point towards the van I walked down to it. I noticed it was a white van with Texas Plates in Minnesota, looked rather tattered and warn, with the company sign of "telephone directory ind(the rest wasn't clear" with a logo like 4 intertwined globes.
Vikings Coach Mike Tice
A project of the Minnesota Family Council
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the new "Mayor" Chris Coleman wants to extend the light rail on univeristy Ave.
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